Saturday, October 24, 2009

Why are the wheels on roller skates so small?

I would have thought that if you had roller skates with really big wheels say 12" diameter then it would be possible to zoom along on ordinary roads almost like a push bike but without the extra weight and the Freddy Mercury shorts.

Why are the wheels on roller skates so small?
You 'd be crushing a lot of animals!!! you don't want to be charged with murder. do you??


Cruising down a hill, how would you brake??? You don't want to break your leg. do you??


The you mistakenly gallop over a small object!!! God! you don't want to be flying. do you??





Your question make sense!!!


Be the first man to invent the real thing!!!


And then experience the whooping sales of your invention if you can show easy demonstration of its use!!


That, my friend, is not thinking outside the box. Its realizing there is no box at all!!!
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200 mph...mmm now THAT is hot...note to self: have Tyler ride me.......





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Reply:You don't have roller skates with 12" diameter wheels!? Penfold! How embarrassing for you. I will e-mail you a pair so that you can get with the program.....wow....I'm dumbfounded.





EDIT - and do you need a pair of Freddy Mercury shorts? I have a pair in pink and one in red, I would be more than happy to e-mail them along with the skates. Which color (sorry, colour) do you prefer?
Reply:but if the wheels were that big they would weigh a ton.
Reply:Well Penfold you just may have a novel idea there but you need to figure out a breaking system.
Reply:I'm thinking it would be hard to keep your balance. Also how would get out of those round-abouts if you have to move your body like a slolum skier to stay upright?


I like Freddy Mercury shorts, as long as they are not teamed up with tank tops and gold shoes.
Reply:uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm
Reply:Penfold its time you retire that Ford model T instead of thinking up new ways of transportation. And there is no such thing as zooming on British roads, more like a click a de clank click a de


clonk.








I can go on the AUTOBAHN doing 200 mph and you're not.


Hahahaha
Reply:They gotta fit da feet, ya know? What you're looking at is two scooters side-by-side. As long as we're thinking outside the box, how about skates with flotation devices on the bottom so you can walk on water.



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